First time jumping in on Dear Baby G’s FFS link up. After the week I had I figured it was about time.
After assuring me that I would get overnight delivery on a wallpaper order, THREE days later I find myself begging that it be delivered by 8 am at the latest. At 3 pm the driver calls and asks for the address. FFS
After taking Mister Four to the doctor to check him out I am told it’s barely a cold. He says to bring him back in three days if he isn’t better. So on the third day I make an appointment. Which I then cancel because he is bouncing around all day in rude health. Fifteen minutes after I cancel he begins coughing. And doesn’t stop. FFS
The doctor is now fully booked up. FFS
It’s Friday. He is closed on weekends. FFS
After getting home from work at 6.30pm and needing to catch a 7.00pm train with his friends, we
speed race drive very fast to the station to drop off Mister Eighteen. I ask him exactly what time the train is. He call his friends, they say 7.30. No rush. FFS
Finding myself child free I decide it’s a good day to head to Costco and indulge in some solitary bulk buying. One hour and fifteen minutes after leaving home I am less than half way there. It’s half an hour away. Traffic. FFS
I decide to abort the trip to Costco, and turn around at the next set of lights and go home. Which is when I see the police cars and closed lanes. In front of the house where a man was decapitated by his son. FFS (gulp)
So I head back to the supermarket five minutes from home. Next to the pre school where I dropped Mister Four off. Two hours ago. FFS
After dedicating a perfectly lovely Valentines Day post to Husband, he then announces he is going fishing with the next door neighbour. FFS
I inform him that my payback will involve some impressive online shopping. I buy a Magimix food processor. The top of the line model. No FFS
It arrives less than twenty-four hours later. No FFS
Ah… I feel better now.